30 year old men don’t laugh this way. Sorry Vic, you’re not fooling me. I know you’re only 17.
aM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS CRYGIN BECAUSE MIKE TURNS AROUND LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AND HIS INITIAL REACTION IS TO CLAP HIS FUCKING HANDS OH MY GOD LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN GOING TO HELP THEM
(via kyleethecatlady)
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
what
(via jerkidiot)
the most important lesson i ever learned in school is if you drink chocolate milk too fast you’ll puke all over your entire kindergarten class and cry for three hours
(via pinesollux)
